Vsetky vtipy,srandicky sem - II

milanx

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBtgVJdzp-4

Adolf Hitler vs BEP - PUMP IT

tak tohto nikto neprekona
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A02s8omM ... ted&search

kto si vie takto zaviazat snurky ma u mna pivo

Cyberfly

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Blondinka sa toci na stolicke a zrazu z nicoho nic sa jej vypne PC, tak vola IT technika nech jej ho opravi...
Pride IT technik pozrie na pc, sadne na stolicku parkrat sa zatoci, zalezie pod stol, nieco tam spravi, vylezie, kopne pc pod stol a zapne ho.
Blondinka nechapavo pozera a mysli si: Musi to byt urcite nejaky saman, to nieje mozne.
IT technik si mysli svoje: Zase sa nam tu niekto moc tocil na stolicke, namotal a vytrhol sietovu snuru.
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Customer: Well, everything is working fine, but there is one program that is not.
Tech Support: What program is it?
Customer: It's called 'MSDOS Prompt'.
Tech Support: What's wrong with it?
Customer: Well, I click on it, a black screen shows up with NOTHING but a sign that reads: 'C:\WINDOWS>', and it just sits there and doesn't do anything. I have to turn off the system to go back to Windows.
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Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
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In the beginning was the computer. And God said :Let there be light!
#You have not signed on yet.
:God.
#Enter user password.
:Omniscient.
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:Omnipotent.
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jaffar

Pavel Trojak - Wartburg :lol:

c0cCyX

:o a ideme vsetci http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZY6LOTr-hI

fobos

Manik robi salto

Taky zvlastny "umelecky kus", viemtom mislet.... taske umenie....

T. :8O:

ale predposledna veta je dobra

specialne pre jedneho naseho admina

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR2ygFn-yR8&NR=1

EDIT Bikermotyl : hezkyyy...
...este ze ja ale len MTB, veD v tamtom citybike ide nechutne o zivot