Vsetky vtipy,srandicky sem - II
- Cyberfly
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- Dátum registrácie: Pi 28. Máj, 2004, 14:00
- Bydlisko: Svätý Jur
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Blondinka sa toci na stolicke a zrazu z nicoho nic sa jej vypne PC, tak vola IT technika nech jej ho opravi...
Pride IT technik pozrie na pc, sadne na stolicku parkrat sa zatoci, zalezie pod stol, nieco tam spravi, vylezie, kopne pc pod stol a zapne ho.
Blondinka nechapavo pozera a mysli si: Musi to byt urcite nejaky saman, to nieje mozne.
IT technik si mysli svoje: Zase sa nam tu niekto moc tocil na stolicke, namotal a vytrhol sietovu snuru.
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Tech Support: How can I help you?
Customer: Well, everything is working fine, but there is one program that is not.
Tech Support: What program is it?
Customer: It's called 'MSDOS Prompt'.
Tech Support: What's wrong with it?
Customer: Well, I click on it, a black screen shows up with NOTHING but a sign that reads: 'C:\WINDOWS>', and it just sits there and doesn't do anything. I have to turn off the system to go back to Windows.
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Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
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In the beginning was the computer. And God said :Let there be light!
#You have not signed on yet.
:God.
#Enter user password.
:Omniscient.
#Password Incorrect. Try again!
:Omnipotent.
#Password Incorrect. Try again!
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Blondinka sa toci na stolicke a zrazu z nicoho nic sa jej vypne PC, tak vola IT technika nech jej ho opravi...
Pride IT technik pozrie na pc, sadne na stolicku parkrat sa zatoci, zalezie pod stol, nieco tam spravi, vylezie, kopne pc pod stol a zapne ho.
Blondinka nechapavo pozera a mysli si: Musi to byt urcite nejaky saman, to nieje mozne.
IT technik si mysli svoje: Zase sa nam tu niekto moc tocil na stolicke, namotal a vytrhol sietovu snuru.
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Tech Support: How can I help you?
Customer: Well, everything is working fine, but there is one program that is not.
Tech Support: What program is it?
Customer: It's called 'MSDOS Prompt'.
Tech Support: What's wrong with it?
Customer: Well, I click on it, a black screen shows up with NOTHING but a sign that reads: 'C:\WINDOWS>', and it just sits there and doesn't do anything. I have to turn off the system to go back to Windows.
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Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
--
In the beginning was the computer. And God said :Let there be light!
#You have not signed on yet.
:God.
#Enter user password.
:Omniscient.
#Password Incorrect. Try again!
:Omnipotent.
#Password Incorrect. Try again!
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- c0cCyX
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:o a ideme vsetci http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZY6LOTr-hI
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<RAM> DDR 1 GB Apacer 2,5-3-3-7 . <GPU> MSI G4 Ti 4200 250/513@290/580 (Primecooler - VGAHG2 AL)
<HDD> 80 GB WD + 40 GB Maxtor 7200 r.p.m, DVD-RW LG 4160B (A306) + TEAC CD-532E-B (1.0A) . <CRT> 19" Dell P990 Trinitron (1280x960)
- Toman
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- Dátum registrácie: St 06. Júl, 2005, 20:00
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Taky zvlastny "umelecky kus", viemtom mislet.... taske umenie....
T. :8O:
ale predposledna veta je dobra
T. :8O:
ale predposledna veta je dobra
AMD 7600X, B650M, 32Gb 6400, RTX 3070TI, Fractal Torrent
- killswitch
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- Dátum registrácie: Pi 21. Jan, 2005, 20:00
- Bydlisko: BA-Okolie
specialne pre jedneho naseho admina
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR2ygFn-yR8&NR=1
EDIT Bikermotyl : hezkyyy...
...este ze ja ale len MTB, veD v tamtom citybike ide nechutne o zivot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR2ygFn-yR8&NR=1
EDIT Bikermotyl : hezkyyy...
...este ze ja ale len MTB, veD v tamtom citybike ide nechutne o zivot
co sa stane ked nenasadite chladic an cpu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8lS7KoO ... ed&search=
taktiez nieco a nechladenom CPU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5i1ZbTx ... ed&search=
a este jedno cool video, urcite vam bude zname
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ue1CYNtU ... ed&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8lS7KoO ... ed&search=
taktiez nieco a nechladenom CPU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5i1ZbTx ... ed&search=
a este jedno cool video, urcite vam bude zname
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ue1CYNtU ... ed&search=
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- killswitch
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super pesnicka a podareny klip !
sadne aj ked nemate radi hardcore
http://www.clipjes.nl/clip/hardcore/t/t ... ippie.html
sadne aj ked nemate radi hardcore
http://www.clipjes.nl/clip/hardcore/t/t ... ippie.html
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