Vsetky vtipy,srandicky sem

[cool_point]

[cool_point]

A tak som to pozeral vážne...

[MBG]

Tak týmto ženským dajú papiere...

http://www.chilloutzone.to/video/frauen ... ation.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

EDIT:
TOTO stojí za to vyskúšať !

AKO VIDESIŤ SVOJHO SUSEDA, SEDIACEHO VEDĽA VÁS V LETADLE:
1, vyber si z tašky svoj notebook
2, pomaly a kľudne ho otvor
3, zapni ho
4, ujisti sa, že se ten blbeček pozerá na tvoj monitor
5, zapni svoj obľubený vyhľadávač
6, zavri oči a pozdvihnii hlavu smerom k nebesám
7, hlboko sa nadýchni a prejdi k tomuto odkazu:
http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[lacika]

toto nepotrebuje komentar

[k0rben]

"Momentka" z hry L4D
http://image.hazardstrip.com/ss/games/media/15499.jpg" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

plus

[Zoltan Balaton]

Z diskusie na internete - je uzasne, kolko sa naslo odbornikov
ochotnych nezistne autorovi otazky poradit )) )

_Otazka:

_"Ahoj. Chcel som sa opytat ohladne zvysenia kapacity HDD. Mam doma HDD
200GB a na internete som nasiel navod ako fyzicky zvacsit jeho kapacitu
az na 300GB. A to tak, ze ze trosku povolia tie styri srobiky co drzia
ten plech. Tym by sa mal zvacsit priestor vnutri a tym padom by sa tam
malo zmestit viac dat. Nema s tym niekto skusenost?"

_Odpovede:_


- Ano, ale opatrne! Priblizne to vychadza 1/4 otacky = 23,7 MB ale musis
ich povolit vsetky rovnako, nesmie tam byt skoro ziadny rozdiel. Pozor,
pokial ich povolis moc, ze to uz prekroci o 100% povodnej velkosti HDD
tak dojde k takzvanemu osvieteniu dat a tym padom k redukcii len na 50%
povodnej velkosti HDD, ktora uz nejde opravit.


- Ja som to skusal na jednom starsom harddisku (1,2GB) a po pol otacke
vsetkych srobov sa nic nedialo, ale ked som potom povolil srobiky este o
kusok, tak uz mi vobec nenabehol pocitac. Zasroboval som teda srobiky
spat, ale stale to nefunguje. Robil som to v temnej komore, takze k
osvieteniu prist nemohlo. Je nejaka moznost, ako z toho harddisku dostat
aspon tych 50% povodnej kapacity?

- Ja som to skusal a nic... Ze vy mi tu kecate? Akurat mi nejde PC.

- Ja by som tie srobiky nadstavil dlhsimi, tym vznikne priestor aj pre
400 GB! Vyskusane!

- Urcite a pokial HDD otvorite uplne, bude automaticky naadresovany
vsetok jeho okolity priestor a pripraveny k zapisu prakticky
neomedzeneho mnozstva dat.

- Vrtakom 6 mm navrtas HDD zo strany, do otvoru zasunies slamku a
fuknes. Zalezi aky silny mas dych. Da sa to nafuknut o 75% povodnej
kapacity. Nakoniec sa dierka rychle zapcha a zalepi zuvackou, aby
dofuknute GB neutiekli.

- Si tu z toho niektori robite srandu, ale naozaj to ide vy lamy! Staci
srobovak, pevnu ruku a system. Srobiky treba povolovat na kriz po
polotacke (Staci dva zavity, viac by som neriskoval, neskor hrozi strata
dat). Po povoleni treba disk sformatovat s parametrom big, cize napr.
format # c: /big


- Mne sa takto podarilo zvacsit 80GB Maxtor na 160GB!!! Ale to uz je
extrem a bola s tym babracka, je to povolene fakt na doraz a radsej
vsetko zalohujem na diskety. Ale stalo to za to!

- Ano, skusit sa to moze, hlavne napred zazalohovat tych 200 GB na
diskety! Staci na to asi len 140 000 diskiet. A formatovat je lepsie s
parametrom # format/superbig.


*Poznamka administratora:* Tento navod v ziadnom pripade neskusajte, ibe
len o text na pobavenie IT zbehlych uzivatelov.

[STENLY]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4llf0r4euPM" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Snake]

Microsoft announced plans to open retail stores, hoping to boost visibility of many of its products and its brand. The move seems to be an effort to mimic the success that Apple has had with its retail stores. The news is just too tempting not to have some fun with. So here are some yet-to-be-officially-revealed details about the Microsoft stores.

1. Instead of Apple's sheer walls of glass, Microsoft's stores will have brushed steel walls dotted with holes—reminiscent of Windows security.

2. The store will have six different entrances: Starter, Basic, Premium, Professional, Enterprise, and Ultimate. While all six doors will lead into the same store, the Ultimate door requires a fee of US$100 for no apparent reason.

3. Instead of a Genius Bar (as Apple provides) Microsoft will offer an Excuse Bar. It will be staffed by Microsofties trained in the art of evading questions, directing you to complicated and obscure fixes, and explaining it's a problem with the hardware—not a software bug.

4. The Windows Genuine Advantage team will run storefront security, assuming everybody is a thief until they can prove otherwise.

5. Store hours are undetermined. At any given time the store mysteriously shuts down instantaneously for no apparent reason. (No word yet on what happens to customers inside).

6. Stores will be named Microsoft Live Retail Store with PC Services for Digital Lifestyle Enthusiasts.

7. Fashioned after Microsoft's User Account Control (UAC) in Vista, sales personnel will ask you whether you're positive you want to purchase something at least twice.

8. Xbox 360 section of the store will be organized in a ring—which will inexplicably go red occasionally.

9. DreamWorks will design a scary in-store theme park ride called "blue screen of death."

10. Store emergency exits will be unlocked at all times so people can get in anytime they want even if the front doors are locked.

Do you know something we don't about the Microsoft stores? Please let us know in the comments.

[numlock]

http://www.orsr.sk/hladaj_subjekt.asp?O ... SID=0&R=on" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
(názov odzadu)


Edit: KingTommy: pekné

[KingTommy]

Dobrý...

Ja som minule našiel aj takýto
http://www.orsr.sk/hladaj_subjekt.asp?O ... SID=0&R=on" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Gudas]

...o tomto nám hovoril ešte aj na prednáškach z obch. práva (opäť, názov odzadu):
http://www.orsr.sk/hladaj_subjekt.asp?O ... SID=0&R=on" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Timeshifter]

http://www.fmylife.com/ Niekedy sa v tým minipríbehoch nájdem aj ja... (no, a teraz neviem, či sa mám smia, alebo plakať)

[crux2005]

mierne blbne ploche:

[Snake]

AMD odkúpilo všetky firmy vrátane microsoftu

[Toman]