Vsetky vtipy,srandicky sem

[faugusztin]

http://www.sme.sk/c/5159262/ak-by-mal-n ... ovali.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

A preco to je tu ? Nuz citujem :

Ďalší by si chceli do "konca sveta" ..., založiť si rodinu, mať dieťa ... o čosi menej ľudí by chcelo zabezpečiť svoje deti či vnúčatá, ....

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[Gudas]

http://www.srandaweb.com/pic/2010/leden/2286.jpg" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[galen]

ked sa stavia barak, a ktosi je lenivy vybavit papiere na prekladku kabla.
Sered 2009:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ohek-Ods3Kg

[Matusak]

[kramer]

no neviem ci to tu uz nebolo ale ja z neho nemozem klasik
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBWkPRSE ... re=related" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[PatrikL]

One politician, One thief & One IBM employee died & went straight to hell.

Politician said "I miss my country. I want to call my country and see how everybody is doing there." She called and talked for about 5 minutes, and then she asked "Well, devil how much I need to pay for the call????

The devil says "Five million dollars".

The Politician wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.

Thief was so jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call my group members, I want to see how everybody is doing there too"

He called and talked for about 2 minutes, and then he asked "Well, devil, how much do I need to pay for the call????

The devil says "Ten million dollars".

With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.

IBM employee was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call my office friends, managers and partners ",

He called other IBM employees and he talked for twenty hours about his customers, new accounts, services that were recently introduced, latest gossip, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????

The devil says "Twenty dollars".

IBM employee is stunned & says "Twenty dollars??? Only??"

Devil says:

Calling from Hell to Hell is considered as a Local Call

dúfam, že to tu ešte nebolo

[FEAR]

som si dovolil aj pre neenglisanov bo je to dobree

Jeden politik, zlodej a IBM zamestnanec zomreli a sli rovno do pekla.

Politik povedal "Cnie sa mi po zemi. Chcem zavolat svojej krajine, a chcem vidiet, ako tam vsetci pracuju." Zavolal a hovoril asi 5 minut a potom sa spytal "Tak co, cert kolko musim zaplatit za hovor??

Diabol hovori: "Pät milionov dolarov".

Politik mu napisal sek a siel si sadnut na stolicku.

Zlodej bol tak ziarlivy, ze zacal kricat: "teraz ja! Chcem zavolat svojich clenov skupiny, chcem vidiet, ako vsetci pracuju"

Zavolal a hovoril asi 2 minuty, a potom sa opytal "Tak co, cert, kolko musim zaplatit za hovor??

Diabol hovori: "Desat milionov dolarov".

zo samolubim vyrazom v tvari, vypisal sek a siel si sadnut na stolicku.

IBM zamestnanec bol este ziarlivejsi a zacne kricat: "Chcem zavolat do mojej kancelarie priatelom, manazerom a partnerom",

Zavolal ostatnym zamestnancom IBM a hovoril dvadsať hodin zo svojimi zakaznikmi,o novych uctoch, sluzbach ktore boli nedavno zavedene, najnovsie drby, dohovoril a potom sa spytal "Tak co, cert kolko musim zaplatit za hovor???

Diabol hovori: "Dvadsat dolarov".

IBM zamestnanec je ohromený a hovori, ze "Dvadsat dolarov?? Iba?"

Diabol hovori:

Volanie z pekla do pekla, je povazovane za miestny hovor

snad som to ako tak tranzlejtol

[Toman]

- Koritnacka co casto pozera v telke dokumentarne seriali o krokodiloch:

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T.


//ako sa tocia filmi:
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[k0rben]

http://www.viddler.com/explore/failblog/videos/374/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

To je ako z L4D
alebo ako zo zabijacky.

[icefire]

Koniec http://www.dansdata.com/psycho.htm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Zoltan Balaton]

staraj sa o svoje

..sice skor na plac

[Toman]

[SurrendeR]

http://www.getonmyhorse.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
nakazlive

[Monster1]

...alebo http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Memnon]

badger sa vracia ako bumerang
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badgertrance" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/flash/381kenya3.swf" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;