Vsetky vtipy,srandicky sem

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Spoiler: ukázať

[Zoltan Balaton]

Pán vodič, pili ste?

- Nie!

- Tak povedzte Australopitekus afrikanus.
...
- Pil som.

[faugusztin]

Toto musim dat do tejto kategorie, aj ked je to bohuzial naozaj realne a nejde o vtip :

[Monster1]

Doktor: Mám pro vás jednu dobrou a jednu špatnou správu.
Pacient: Tak nejdřív tu špatnou.
Doktor: Museli jsme vám amputovat obě nohy.
Pacient: A ta dobrá správa?
Doktor: Péro máte až po zem!

[Blackhawk]

Toto musim dat do tejto kategorie, aj ked je to bohuzial naozaj realne a nejde o vtip :

To si mohol hned povedat, ze tam hra Eric Roberts a.k.a. "Zaruka kvalitneho filmu" a nemusel som aspon pozerat tie brutalne filmove efekty.

[Krutibrko]

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak- ... 8775_n.jpg

[D3VIANT]

3 veci ktoré vam mrkvosoft nevysvetli!

1. Nikto nevie vytvorit slozku s nazvom "CON". Skus a uvidis...

2. Otvor si Notepad a zadaj bez uvodzoviek “Bush hid the facts”... Uloz to, zavri a otvor znova...
Neexistuje vysvetlenie...

3. otvor MS WORD a zadaj: =rand(200,99) Stlac enter…

[Snake]

3 veci ktoré vam mrkvosoft nevysvetli!

1. Nikto nevie vytvorit slozku s nazvom "CON". Skus a uvidis...

According to this rather breathless little message, which circulates via email and online, it is not possible to create a folder named "CON" on a Microsoft Windows based computer. The message claims that not even Bill Gates or the whole Microsoft "Team" can explain why this might be so.

It is in fact perfectly true that you cannot create a folder named "CON", nor can you rename an existing folder to "CON". However, there is no mystery surrounding this restriction whatsoever. The "team" at Microsoft, and a great many others besides, know perfectly well why you cannot name a folder "CON". "CON" and a number of other character strings are in fact reserved names that go back to the days of DOS and cannot be used to name folders or files. Other reserved names are:

PRN
AUX
NUL
LPT1
COM1
Potential drive letter - A: to Z:
A number of others



2. Otvor si Notepad a zadaj bez uvodzoviek “Bush hid the facts”... Uloz to, zavri a otvor znova...[/quote]

ide v poriadku



3. otvor MS WORD a zadaj: =rand(200,99) Stlac enter…[/quote]

Word for Windows has a powerful built-in macro language. To see it in action, try highlighting text, then hold down the shift key while pressing F3 (Function key 3). Switching UPPER, lower and Proper case is an example of a more useful Word macro than =rand().

To return to =rand(200,99). The function creates one instance of 'The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog', even if you omit any numbers inside the bracket, =rand(), moreover you can try numbers other than 200 and 99, for example =rand(2,3). Soon you will realize that the first number refers to the paragraphs, while the second number refers to the sentences. Who ever initiated this urban myth wanted to demonstrate the maximum numbers of sentences and paragraphs.

=rand() is a well known random function, which is handy for statistics, or simulating card games such as blackjack.

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

A word about the phrase: The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. This is a special, even classic sequence to check each and every letter in the English alphabet with just one sentence. Thus if you are experimenting with different fonts, you may want to see how all the letters would display.

[D3VIANT]

Snake.... kazis mi radost.

[Nameless]

mne to v tom nodpade urobilo stvorceky...ked som to ale skusal znovu v tom istom alebo viac krat napisat uz to neslo

[faugusztin]

A k tomu Bushovi :
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bush_hid_the_facts

The bug occurs when the string is passed to the Win32 charset detection function IsTextUnicode with no other characters. IsTextUnicode sees what it thinks is valid UTF-16LE Chinese and returns true, and the application then incorrectly interprets the text as UTF-16LE.
Many text editors and tools exhibit this behavior because they use IsTextUnicode as well.

[Zoltan Balaton]

test volva s60
http://auto.sme.sk/c/5474194/test-zasta ... odcom.html

[D3VIANT]

[icefire]

http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doramad

[crux2005]

http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doramad

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