Vsetky vtipy,srandicky sem

[Danix64]

Ke$ha "Tik Tok" Parody - Photoshop by Anthony Dalton - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_tMjDlf7FE" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;



LYRICS:

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LYRICS
Wake up in the morning feeling like Bill Gates
I got the package in my hand and I know what awaits
I rip it open, throw it in and I wait to install
Cause when its loaded, running strong, Ill be doing do it all

Im talking lasso out the flaw, flaw
Workin only in RAW, RAW
Still know I cant draw, draw

Eye-droppin every single value
Filter with a cool hue
Having all new issues

[CHORUS] x2
Dont stop, PhotoShop
Cmon fix my photos up
Compare, see the glare
fill with content aware
Drag-drop, Heal the spot
But Adobe dont stop no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh


Aint got a clue how to use Adobe Premier
But it doesnt really matter cause the Sharpen is clear
Now, the ladies come around cause they know Im the man
But I simply blur them out unless theyre Samus Aran

Im talking - playing with my wand, wand
Making a brunette blonde, blonde
Taking it beyond

Now, now adjusting all the contrast
G.F.X. for broadcast
Ro-tae-ting the can-vas
Ro Ro tate the can-cas

[CHORUS] x2
Dont stop, PhotoShop
Cmon fix my photos up
Compare, see the glare
fill with content aware
Drag-drop, Heal the spot
But Adobe dont stop no

you make it so
beyond compare
you mask the hair
so clearly

I look around
I see the bridge
with my image
so readily

To top it off
with my paint brush
and pressure touch
Its so easy

Within my heart
I know it so
I know it so

Adobe done paved the way again

[CHORUS] x2
Dont stop, PhotoShop
Cmon fix my photos up
Compare, see the glare
fill with content aware
Drag-drop, Heal the spot
But Adobe dont stop no

[lezgy]

http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/989/ ... 0901o2.jpg

[lezgy]

http://dizzy.wz.cz/strip.jpg

Windows Vista
nez si je pustite domu nebo do prace, zeptejte se google...
Google search for Vista Problem = 120,000,000 hits
Google search for XP Problem = 112,000,000 hits
a co je zarazejici:
'problem' => 848 000 000 odkazu
'windows problem' => 479 000 000
jsou windows pricinou vice nez poloviny svetovych problemu?

asi hej

[kami_sama]

[Bird]

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[galen]

...

take nieco rozpraval aj Vojtek v Aj mudry schybi...

anyway, jak sa hlasuje v rusku (a ake su unas prusery, ked ktosi zmackne cudzie tlacitko, alebo sa podpise, ze ...):

[Ajri]

neviem či to tu už bolo, ale začiatok je krutý (obsahuje škaredé slová)

[Zoltan Balaton]

gangstas
http://www.mojevideo.sk/video/8eb9/amer ... gster.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
idioti
http://www.mojevideo.sk/video/8e09/komp ... pakov.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[V1CTORY]

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[Sangala]

Eset smart security 5. generácie

[crux2005]

Eset smart security 5. generácie

to je také staré ako národ a ešte takto "zamaskované"

[V1CTORY]

Este jedno z kancelarie, som nemohol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DqT7ojh ... OrOazD4Tl4" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Sangala]

Eset smart security 5. generácie

to je také staré ako národ a ešte takto "zamaskované"

trapne ale osviezi

[cuculka]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5qA1Sx1 ... re=related" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[icefire]

http://www.gametrailers.com/video/angry ... tack/65116" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;